The egg hatched!!!

[twofacedshark]

GAHHHH!!! TAKE THAT FUCKING MONSTER OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

 

But… it’s kind of cute… can’t we keep it?

 

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S GIVING ME THE CREEPS!!!

 

Agito… you are hurting… his feelings…

 

… How can you like that fucking monster!!!

 

Well… anyway:

The egg hatched…and positively made us certain that it wasn’t ours…

So we would like to request guidance from the parents of this cute little fellow, we never took care of babies before… so we really don’t know what to do. And we would like to return him to the parents.

Here’s the picture of the baby:

And I think it’s a boy… although it’s kind of difficult to… well, you know…

 

This is gotta be a fucking nightmare…

Comments

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

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[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Hum... hello... Hum... have information on the parents?

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

Hibird will answer some questions when he wakes up.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

That is... kind of creepy indeed.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

FINALLY SOMEBODY SAYS THE FUCKING OBVIOUS!!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Well, you just have to look at that... thing.
It's a bird? What's up with the tail?

[nogoodtuna.livejournal.com]

... what is that thing?!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

That's what I would love to fucking know!! Fucking night when we woke up with that fucking egg!

[nogoodtuna.livejournal.com]

It looks like a deranged Hibird...

[moscaspirate.livejournal.com]

That is just freaking weird, and I've seen my share of weird!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I fucking agree with you!

[moscaspirate.livejournal.com]

For a moment, I thought someone spiked the water but now that I look at it again....


It's not biologically possible!!

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

Its tail is on fire!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

yes it is... but it doesn't hurt when you touch it and doesn't burn fabric and stuff...

[marinegrandpa.livejournal.com]

That is really cool!

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

Your baby bird.. thing looks absolutely adorable!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Isn't it!! I think he is so cute, I just managed to feed him right now also... I just wish Agito felt the same.. He's upset because I said that I was going to take care of the little fellow...

[extremepirate.livejournal.com]

THATS ONE EXTREME ANIMAL EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN'T TELL WHAT IT IS AND IT TOTALLY LOOKS LIKE HIBARI'S BIRD ASMKGMHSDNFJ EXTREEEEEME



[[ooc: ...YOU ARE UN-FUCKING BELIEVABLE WOMAN!!! AMKSFSMKJD]]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yes, he is so cute when he is not biting me... well, even like that he is an adorable, and I just discovered that his flame heals the wounds!! It's so cool!!

[[ooc: really, I though you were gonna kill me for making that to hibird XD]]

[organlesschrome.livejournal.com]

It looks like...

Mmmm, is it big?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

not much, it fits in my hand.

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

It's an alien.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Oh! That would explain a lot...

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

WOW, he looks really cool!!! Are you going to raise him? What's his name??

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

We can't decide... plus we can't figure out it's sex...
And Agito keeps coming up with stupid names...

It's not stupid!!! Shark Killer Yellow II is a fucking great name for that thing!!!

He is too cute for that name!!