The egg hatched!!!

[twofacedshark]

GAHHHH!!! TAKE THAT FUCKING MONSTER OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

 

But… it’s kind of cute… can’t we keep it?

 

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S GIVING ME THE CREEPS!!!

 

Agito… you are hurting… his feelings…

 

… How can you like that fucking monster!!!

 

Well… anyway:

The egg hatched…and positively made us certain that it wasn’t ours…

So we would like to request guidance from the parents of this cute little fellow, we never took care of babies before… so we really don’t know what to do. And we would like to return him to the parents.

Here’s the picture of the baby:

And I think it’s a boy… although it’s kind of difficult to… well, you know…

 

This is gotta be a fucking nightmare…

Comments

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

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[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Hum... hello... Hum... have information on the parents?

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

Hibird will answer some questions when he wakes up.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

That is... kind of creepy indeed.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Oh!! Great!! One of the parents was found!! By the way, the baby tends to bite me when I try to give him seeds... Am I giving the wrong food or something?

... This isn't fucking happening...

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

FINALLY SOMEBODY SAYS THE FUCKING OBVIOUS!!

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

Hibird hasn't left my side for months.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

well, we didn't saw who left us the egg on our bed.. But the resemblance is stunning... are you sure he didn't sneaked out while you were sleeping or something?

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Well, you just have to look at that... thing.
It's a bird? What's up with the tail?

[bite2death.livejournal.com]

Hibird is not promiscuous.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I don't know, but it seems like a kangaroo... but the flare when you touch it it doesn't burn... really strange... OUch! he bit me!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

well, our grandfather didn't immediatly accepted also when my older brother was born... But it's really cute fellow, I don't mind keeping him for the time. Ouch...

Yeah, lovely... you are damaging our body you fucking ...thing!!

Don't call him that!!!

It doesn't have a name anyway! I call him what I fucking want!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I'd throw it away.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I... can't... he is just a baby...

I can!

NO!! You will not!!!

!!!Akito??

I'll take care of him! I'll take care of him on my own! So don't be mean!!

... Fine! Fucking do it then!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

It can grow up to kill you, you know?

[nogoodtuna.livejournal.com]

... what is that thing?!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

He will not, because I'll be kind and educate him properly... or try... Well, if he does Agito will...
I'll manage somehow.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

That's what I would love to fucking know!! Fucking night when we woke up with that fucking egg!

[nogoodtuna.livejournal.com]

It looks like a deranged Hibird...

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Good luck with the thing, then. Eh.

[moscaspirate.livejournal.com]

That is just freaking weird, and I've seen my share of weird!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, unfortunately your fucking friend is having troubles facing that he is now a grandfather.

But it's cute isn't it.

It's NOT cute!!! And I wouldn't accept it if I was that guy as well!!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I fucking agree with you!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

hum...
...
You wouldn't know how to take care of babies... would you?

[moscaspirate.livejournal.com]

For a moment, I thought someone spiked the water but now that I look at it again....


It's not biologically possible!!