The egg hatched!!!

[twofacedshark]

GAHHHH!!! TAKE THAT FUCKING MONSTER OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

 

But… it’s kind of cute… can’t we keep it?

 

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S GIVING ME THE CREEPS!!!

 

Agito… you are hurting… his feelings…

 

… How can you like that fucking monster!!!

 

Well… anyway:

The egg hatched…and positively made us certain that it wasn’t ours…

So we would like to request guidance from the parents of this cute little fellow, we never took care of babies before… so we really don’t know what to do. And we would like to return him to the parents.

Here’s the picture of the baby:

And I think it’s a boy… although it’s kind of difficult to… well, you know…

 

This is gotta be a fucking nightmare…

Comments

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Ugh, I'd throw it away.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I... can't... he is just a baby...

I can!

NO!! You will not!!!

!!!Akito??

I'll take care of him! I'll take care of him on my own! So don't be mean!!

... Fine! Fucking do it then!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

It can grow up to kill you, you know?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

He will not, because I'll be kind and educate him properly... or try... Well, if he does Agito will...
I'll manage somehow.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Good luck with the thing, then. Eh.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

hum...
...
You wouldn't know how to take care of babies... would you?

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Babies? Uh...

Well, first, since it looks like a bird-lizard thing, my guess would be it eats bugs, worms and crap like that. Though, usually the mother would chew it all and give it to the baby to eat. I'm not saying for you to chew that (unless you want to); you can kill some and mix it all with water, maybe?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

oh no... I am in the middle of the ocean... there aren't bugs here..
wait, I think I saw a cockroach somewhere... I am gonna try catch it..

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Keep it warm too, I guess. And don't forget it also needs water.

Gah, it's like keeping a pet, really.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I put him on my pocket with some cotton, but I'm still looking for the cockroach...
Got it!!
..
...
....
I think he doesn't like it.. He's biting my hand. Oh, what do I do now? Do you remember something else he might eat?

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Try sliced meat, maybe? Since it bites your hand, maybe it's a carnivorous?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Oh... good idea!
...
...
HE'S EATING!! HE'S EATING!! He seems to like it!!
Hum... he's getting red.. HE'S ASPHYXIATING!!!!!WATER!! WATER!!!
...
...
He's okay again... I am slicing smaller pieces.
Thanks... hum... kind blond stranger!!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Eh, just be careful with it, I guess.

Also, name is Mello.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Thanks for all the help mello! I'll take good care of this little guy... Although I still didn't think of a name...

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

It'd be the best to find out if it's a female or a male first. Or at least give it a name that works for both sexes.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but.. I still was unable to observe him properly... I am waiting that he get's tired to check... But I would bet he is a guy.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

A guy? How can you be so sure?
It'd be amusing if it was a girl.


Is it even possible to check the sex on a thing like that? Maybe it's hermaphrodite or something.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I can't figure out his sex... oh, I wish he could talk, it would be so much easier.