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[twofacedshark]

… Your highness… I mean… Bel-sama…-san…

I am… your uncle… Akito… Squaloniichan's brother...

Would you grant me an audition to get to know each better… I mean, I want to start growing the bonds of a good Uncle-Nephew relationship.

 

 

…

Hey Mello... would you fucking wish another fucking cake made by me, fucking master?
Also, have some fucking bad news regarding the fucking black gun that you had on your fucking desk.

Comments

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I'm trying to get him killed by pissing off the wrong people.

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

You could've honestly requested one of us to kill him off instead instead of this fucking roundabout way.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

This is way more fun.

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

You're clearly into schadenfreude, aren't you?

Geez, no wonder you and Bel get along so well.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

According to the German saying, Schadenfreude is the most beautiful kind of joy, since it comes directly from the heart.

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

I must agree on that. However, I'm not fucking laughing this time.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

That's because you are Akito's new target.

At least I feel you pain since he stalks me as well.

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

Well that's just fucking great.

Now to think of the best way to kill him...Oh the many possibilities...

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I tried to drown him, to poison him, to suffocate him, heck, I even threw him to the ghost we had on our ship, and yet he still stands.

Good luck.

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

...How the fuck is that brat still alive after all that shit?
He won't stand a chance against me though. That is if Squalo doesn't kill him first.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I wish I knew. Killua broke his legs and he healed in like 2 weeks or less. He is really hard to kill and catch since he has these stupidly fast roller skates.

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

There's definitely something fucking off about him. Oh well, I'll figure something out. Maybe Achilles can hold him down.

Roller skates? Seriously, what the hell?

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

He is insane, yes. Don't argue with insane people.
Isn't Achilles that liger thing that only eats cookies?

Yeah, I also though he was joking, but that crap was created by SWAT or something from his world. It's pretty hard to catch him when he is using them.

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

I will have to agree on that one too. Achilles doesn't only eat cookies. Most of the time he's just begs for them.

By SWAT? Hmm, they must be pretty impressive then. Though I highly doubt they can outrun my flames.