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[twofacedshark]

… Your highness… I mean… Bel-sama…-san…

I am… your uncle… Akito… Squaloniichan's brother...

Would you grant me an audition to get to know each better… I mean, I want to start growing the bonds of a good Uncle-Nephew relationship.

 

 

…

Hey Mello... would you fucking wish another fucking cake made by me, fucking master?
Also, have some fucking bad news regarding the fucking black gun that you had on your fucking desk.

Comments

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

What the fuck is wrong with you?

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

You do realize Squalo and Bel aren't related right?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Nothing. I feel fine. Eheh, you always worry so much about us, niichan.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

??? But Bel-sama said that he was Squaloniichan son.
A prince doesn’t lie…

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

....

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

But anyway… could you at least say what the hobbies of my nephew are? His likes? I… don’t know anything unless that he is a prince…
I wonder if I should make him something… you know… to celebrate the reunion…

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

This one does.

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

VOOOOI! HE'S NOT YOUR FUCKING NEPHEW!

[doubleppk]

Oh! You have a nephew you didn't know about before? Congratulations :)

[ooc: She's not actually that dumb, just really enjoys the irritation of others]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

If he is your son he is my nephew, niichan…

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

That’s a… harsh accusation... to make…

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yes! My wish of having a big family is coming true! Although I am quite nervous also… I mean, I hope he likes me…

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

.......

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

I'm only stating the facts.

[ooc: think you could delete that first one I wrote?]

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

HE'S NOT MY FUCKING SON!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

…
But… why would anyone lie about being onichan son?? I mean…
not that I have any complains about the way I was raised… and I love onichan but…

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Onichan… don’t be so short tempered, you don’t have to break your family bonds every time someone does something wrong… It kind of hurts when you do that to me also…
I am sure Bel didn’t meant to do whatever made you angry…

[scoppio-di-ira.livejournal.com]

For their own twisted reasons, that's why.

Besides, if Bel was "oniichan's" son, who the hell would be the mother, huh?

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

... What the FUCKING HELL HAPPENED TO MY GUN, CUNT?!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

You left it on the desk and when I was distracted Akito thrown it to the ocean.
You have lot’s of fucking energy for someone that actually ate my cake. I thought you would still be fucking sick.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

You are the "daddy" according to Bel.
Take a guess.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Call Akito. Now.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

And by the way, I didn't eat it.
I just wanted to see you wearing that pink apron.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

A queen obviously!!! A great queen from a great kingdom!!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

YOU FUCKING SHIT!