ooc: log Matt/Agito

[twofacedshark]

Who: Matt shootingstripes  and Agito twofacedshark
When: 10th april (afternoon)
Where: Mello's room
Warnings: Just the usual cursing, PG
What: The reason why Agito stayed on the Varia ship for so long...

 

 

 

Agito examined Matt’s back, that was playing a game as usual.

It had passed half an hour since Mello had got out of the room… He had waited this opportunity, but now that it had finally arrived he… wasn’t able to say anything…

Fuck! Shitting Fuck!!!

He opened his mouth, trying to make a sound finally.

“Hey…” and brilliantly came out this one…

 

 

Matt turned back to face the other, smiling just a little. "...Hey."

Well, that was the last person he expected to find there. Or the last two people? He didn't know if he should count both personalities. "...What's up?"

 

 

Great… the fucking guy didn’t even noticed his presence… that was going well…

“Hum… I… was fucking curious…

Are you…

…

….fucking older or younger than Mello?” … that wasn’t the fucking question he wanted to know!

His expression changed from embarrassment to painful, while thinking of a way of bringing the question up without sounding too… stupid.

 

 

"...younger. " Matt simply replied, smiling and turning back to face Agito, fingers occupied with the psp in his hands. "Why do you want to know? Besides being curious of course."

Oh, Matt was curious too, even if that wasn't natural of himself.

 

 

“Nothing!! Nothing at all!! Why would I fucking want to know that besides being fucking curious!!” …fuck… FUCK!!!

He stopped… taking a deep breath… no, this was the fucking best opportunity… even if it wasn’t exactly the best solution… it would be way too much fucking painful to face Mello after fucking loosing in what he had said that he would do! Fuck, the guy would fucking tease him for life!!

He irritably looked to Matt, gaining all his courage.

“How… would… you… do… if…

…

You had… to… make a fucking… girl… fall for you… at the first sight…”

The question came out at the normal tone, getting lower and lower, Agito’s face followed the process, in the end, his eyes was staring at the floor, and his face red.

 

 

"...that's impossible, you know that, right?" Matt chuckled right back at that sentence, but he stopped playing, sliding the psp into his pocket. "With girls you have to be patient. You can't just hope for them to fall in love with you at first sight. They can be attracted to you or something, but not... in love. "

 

 

“I… am not…” fuck, did the guy actually chuckle? Fucking great… “expecting… fucking eternal love… I just fucking need to fucking… be liked enough for… I just fucking need to not look stupid in front of the opposite sex for a fucking day!” his hand went to his face, sighing. He really had to learn to cool his head when talking to Matt…

 

 

Wow. That was an angry Agito. "...That's not that easy. Unless you want to pretend you're another person when you're talking to girls." The red-head let his mind wonder. "...I think you should calm down first. And why the hell do you want advice on how to please the opposite sex when you're completely head over heels for Mello?"

 

“That’s fucking Akito!!! NOT ME!!!” fuck, he wouldn’t fucking fall for that guy, okay, there was time that he felt strange around the blond but… that fucking didn’t meant… “And I am perfectly calm!! It’s that damn guy fucking fault that I fucking have to find a girlfriend at the next party!!!”

 

 

"...Just let Akito talk to the girls, then." Smiles? that angry Agito wasn't very... not threatening. Yes. "Look. Um. what I can tell you to do is to not...swear so much. Some girls like that but most of the times it's a turn off. And you have to act sweet and...kind of like your brother."

 

 

“Like fucking Squalonii… I mean Squalo?”

He though a little… Mello has said something like that about his cursing… but it had become quite an habit… he couldn’t cheek his language like that…

He remembers then that his brother speech wasn’t exactly sweet also…

“Hey, Squalo fucking curses also!” looking to Matt with doubt…

 

 

"And? That doesn't make people like him more." And a sigh. This boy was tough - Matt put his hand on his hip and kept talking. "It's about first impressions. If a girl walks up to you, says hi, and you reply with "what the fuck do you want" or "Shitty day, huh?" she won't exactly think you're a nice person to talk to or a nice person at all, really. "

 

 

Agito looked to Matt, slightly annoyed… Damn, woman were fucking troublesome, what was wrong with his way of talking…

“Okay… supposing that I make a fu… I mean, that I make an effort to not curse…” He paused, again facepalming his cheek, feeling ridiculous with this lesson “What exactly am I suppose to say to her?”

And he still didn’t got in what his brother had been called has an example…

 

 

"...Well. You say hi first. " Matt gave the hint of a grin. "And then you try to find something to say. Like you ask her what she's doing there, how did she get there...once the chance arises, you ask her about her tastes and such. You try to learn the most you can about her, you have to be interested." This was awkward, he never knew he could give tips like this.

“…” Fuck, how the hell, why the hell would he care about their tastes? Were woman that egocentric?

“I don’t… exactly understand… how so?”

Did Akito had conversations like that all the time? He did spend lot’s of time communicating with Renge… But those conversation had always sounded boring…

 

 

"How so? You just have to talk to them for them to like you. Girls love attention. And the more attention you give them, the more they will like you. " Okay, maybe he was making up some bits here and there, but they made sense -sort of- and Agito was buying it. "And like that it'll be easy for you to get a girlfriend."

 

 

“So… if I pretend I am fu… paying attention… and be polite… is there all that it’s need?”

He took notes to himself, looking to Matt with much more attention. It had been a good idea after all!

 

 

"...I think so. And never be completely honest. If a girl is really ugly or has a huge mole on her nose, you can't tell her that. That's considered rude and she'll hate you. Unless she's a lesbian. Lesbians will laugh at that." Okay now he had made up that part. BUT it still made sense! He didn't mind though, it wasn't like there were any lesbians listening in to their conversation. "Or maybe the girl's just naturally awesome and can laugh at herself."

 

 

Not being honest, got it.

“… and how to pick a girl? I would like to pick one with a cool look but… if she was fucking interesting it would be fucking great also.” he asked, his eyes were now in complete focus.

 

 

"That's something you find out after you talk to her, duh. Don't worry too much about that. Most pretty girls aren't interesting at all, just for a select few." Matt replied, "But you'll know she's interesting by the way she walks and talks to people. Most of the times, at least for me, it's kind of a gut feeling, you know?" he chuckles, "Like I get the feeling she's interesting and I go for it."

 

 

“Did you caught much like that?” Agito asked, getting curious about Matt’s experiences, now convinced that the red haired must have had a gigantic number of girlfriends.

 

"...Let's say I caught enough fish." More like three or four. But he had met tons of decent girls online! And his most recent girlfriend had been worth for four, so.

 

Agito was amazed.

“Hum… could you… give me some of your experiences examples?” he got slightly close to him, with a serious look on his face.

 

 

"uh. I met this girl once at Wammy's, in a party. She was a year older than me, or something, " He began, "I talked to her because she was drinking orange juice and most people there weren't. I thought it was different so I approached her... and yeah. We hit it off a few weeks later. It didn't take too long, but it was good while it lasted."

 

 

“Hit it off?” Agito repeated, intrigued “You don’t mean…”

 

"...We dated." No, he was not about to say that 'they had had adult fun like two wild horny dogs'

 

“Oh… that…” He then noticed that he had actually fucking thought the worst, his face turned red…

 

"...are you sure you're not into Mello or something? Because I'm pretty sure you are. "

 

"... I am not..." he responded, but his face betrayed him, getting into a bright red tone now.

 

"...you are. "Matt didn't know why he used such a gentle tone. " Look. If you're into Mello you shouldn't really use the tips I told you... he's completely unpredictable. He's different. And most of all, he's not a girl."

 

“It’s not like I am fucking stupid enough to use this with him… I really have to fucking snatch a girl at the next party, because I fucking said to him that I fucking could…” he confessed, his face was annoyed again.

 

"....than you will be able to do it. You just have to do what I told you. Girls are easy. Be careful, just that. Don't go fishing for the big ones yet." Even though Mello would probably criticize poor Agito no matter what girl he bagged, anyway.

 

“As long as I can fucking take the smirk of his face I’ll be fucking satisfied…” That would probably take more than a girl but… as things were going, he pretty much wanted to make a point in not going at the blonds pace.

 

"That's the hardest thing to do in the world, kid." And Matt knew it well. "Mello won't loose his smirk, because he doesn't want to loose. He'll always find something wrong with the girls you find... so I really advise you to put this matter down."

 

“Still I won’t fucking give up, if one just fucking goes to his pace, I’ll fucking end up becoming his dog, I don’t fucking wish to look him from a downer level, I will make him acknowledge me…” Even if that was hard, since he was 14 and he was trying to throw off pace a 22 years old self-centered guy… well, if Akito was able to do it, he should also “Besides, if you fucking think about it, what can it be more satisfying to see a guy like that loosing his face.”

He smirked, imagining the scene.

 

"Hey. The dog spot's covered. " he points at himself. Matt apparently is proud of being the dog. "Either way. As satisfying as that might be, it's a long way to go. If you want to do that, good luck, I'm right behind you if you need me. Even if... technically I'm betraying Mel."

 

Agito laughed out. “Well, a dog has his fucking day also… Are you sure you can handle betraying him though? You got turned into a kid last time that you fucking pissed him off.”

 

"Augh, I'm used to it." Matt replied, "I just want to know what he's going to do next. I'm sure he won't shoot me though, I'm important to him, so I'm safe." ...well. partially.

 

Agito smiled, slightly cocky “Well, I always have a last resource of making Akito come out… for some reason he is pretty effective…”

He looked to the psp, curious about the game Matt was playing.

 

"Yes, he's adorable. Mello always ends up melting up, I suppose. Everyone does." And then, he noticed the psp in his pocket and the glare Agito was giving it. "...want to play or something?"

 

He looked to Matt, surprised with the question “Hum… You don’t fucking mind?” he looked to the psp “Although I never fucking played that one…”