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[twofacedshark]

Hi again, Smoker ship.

I can’t believe it… I was so close to the submarine… Then I saw a light and before I knew it I was here again… Hum… Could someone help me roll Squalo-chan back to the water please… As for now he is definitely on a diet, I can believe he is this heavy.
So, anyone want's sea food for diner? There is so many fish on the deck… And on my sweater… and pants… And I have a jellyfish on my head…

 

[[Private to mello]]

 

I am sorry Mello-san… for some reason when I was about to arrive to the submarine I was warped to my ship again… I guess this means we will really have to wait… Oh, and you looked really cute on your bed by the window...

 

Oh, and Agito has something to say to you:

IF YOU FUCKING THINK THAT WE WILL DIE THAT EASILY THINK AGAIN!! I AM FUCKING KILLING YOU FOR ALL THE FUCKING JELLYFISH THAT GOT STUCK TO MY LEGS, AND FOR EACH FUCKING DEGREE THAT THIS BODY DROPPED!!!

AND DON’T YOU EVEN DARE MAKING AKITO TRY THIS FUCKING THING AGAIN!!!

Comments

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

... how come you didn't die, seriously?

Fuck damnit, don't fucking annoy me Agito, or I seriously will make your life a living hell (since it seems that killing you is harder than I though).

[Private to mello, coded so that even Akito can't see it]]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Just fucking try it!!
Fucking shit…
Just… don’t try to hurt… Akito… again… Or there will be no fucking white lights to fucking save you this time…

[Private to Agito. ]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Do you actually believe you can make me scared, brat? Threats won't bring you anywhere with me, and the more you do, worse it gets.

While I indeed hate it that he is after me like a pup, and I seriously don't want any proximity with him, I don't plan on killing him just for that. But if you annoy me, he'll suffer mostly because of you and I'm not the kind of guy that cares.

So I'm giving you a friendly advise to back off now.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I fucking know… I, more than you or anyone in the world, know that I might end up bringing Akito’s death, even if I was born to protect him…
Still, I don’t care who you fucking think you are, I’ll protect Akito and his happiness to the very end, when there is nothing more to hurt him.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, yeah, really nice and sweet, but I don't give a fuck. Stop annoying me, kid.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I fucking wish, but “half of me” actually loves you, Akito is fucking happy being near you, I’ll keep him fucking near you.
But don’t worry, at least on my fucking side, the hate feeling is mutual.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

He never was near me, asshole. And I said I woulnd't kill him, but I'll beat him up if necessary.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Ahah, I will like to see you fucking try it, it might be a fucking good anti-stress fight. I haven’t made blood splash ever since coming here, I might be getting rusty.
By the way…
…
…
…
How’s
…Kai doing?
I am not fucking worried!! It's just that we weren’t fucking able to spot her when we saw your room…
It's just because Akito would be fucking sad…

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Go to hell, freak.


... She is fine. She seems to enjoy destroying what I have in my closet along with Bel's pet.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Fuck, really!! Did she kept growing or is she the same size? She actually fucking grown 0,04 millimeters in the first two weeks she was here.
Plus, have you been fucking giving her midnight snacks? I was trying that Akito stopped that habit but he is fucking to soft to educate her properly. That must be the reason why the shark is so fat.
Plus… make sure that LT is not… too fucking friendly…
Not that I fucking care…

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[chocogun.livejournal.com]

What am I, your personal maid? I know how to take care of her.

There are no snacks, she eats twice a day, she didn't grow and LT doesn't give a fuck about her that way. So stop being paranoid, she is fine.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I told you I don’t fucking care about her, Akito would be sad if something happened to her.
And you as a maid would be a walking nightmare.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Yeah, sure you don't.

And if you don't like the image, don't think about it.

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Hum... you don't fucking look that bad at all...

[[ooc: assume that he sent this draw: http://xiaoellen.deviantart.com/art/DN-Lolita-Maid-Mel-Inked-88235318]]

Re: [Private to Agito. ]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

... that's obviously a photo manipulation you know?

Re: [Private]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I know, I asked a friend at WIND to fucking do it… I was surprised it came out so fucking nicely…

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Mello-san… I am sorry that I… wasn’t able… to get there… even though that I said that I would do anything for you…

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Are you for real? Just stop trying to follow me, idiot!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

But I love you.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Piss. off. now.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Only if you send me a good night kiss and a "love you"

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

DIE!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Come on... Just one little kiss, I'll not tell anyone...

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

pretty please

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

give me a kiss, sugar lips

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Stop it you fucking brat!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

But I want a kiss...

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I'm NEVER giving you a kiss!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Don't be so shy, my banana candy.

[caffinatekillua]

Nice try dude.