YOU FUCKING EXTREME MORON!!!

[twofacedshark]

FUCKING FUCK YOU!!! YOU MORON!! YOU IMBECILE!!! YOU ARE THE MOST EXTREME FUCKED GUY OF EARTH!!!!

FUCKING FUCK THIS ALL!!! FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!! IT ALMOST LANDED ON US!!! NEXT FUCKING TIME FUCKING TROW YOUR FUCKING SEA MONSTER THAT FUCKING STILL HAD YOUR FUCKING PANTS ON OTHER FUCKING LOCATION THAN THE FUCKING BAR I WAS IN!!!!

 

Captain… I swear it wasn’t our fault… hum… if someone asks we don’t exist… Chrome-chan... I am so sorry we had to run...

Comments

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

You're talking about the sea monster that the extreme-guy kicked? It flew that far? ...
wow.

[princeofblades.livejournal.com]

That's a sun guardian for you.... You should see Lussuria's bronze kneecap...

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I suppose; from where I come from there isn't anything like super strength or other type of powers.

[princeofblades.livejournal.com]

Hanging around us, you'll get used to the surprises eventually. Except for my box weapon, my talents aren't too far from what you might expect a specialized assassin's to be.

I could say the same for Squalo and Yamamoto.

Not for Xanxus or Fran, though. Their skills are quite bizarre.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I'm already pretty used to surprises since I've got here. The last one is that probably half of the smoke we have inside the submarine is probably Smoker himself.

Ah well, I guess I still prefer to have my mind to super powers.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

... eheh, Don’t worry Mello-san, I am okay.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

That wasn't exactly what I asked. I actually don't care.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Ehe, you are so shy, Mello-san. That’s exactly what makes you so adorable.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO TURN THINGS AROUND AND MAKE IT AGAIN ABOUT THAT?!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Love gives me the powers of seeing your real words, the ones that are spelled by your heart and not your mouth, my sweet marshmallow.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Die. I hope your shark eats you.

AND MY NAME IS MELLO, NOT SWEET CAKES, POPCORN OR MARSHMALLOW.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

See, your mouth saying one thing and the heart is saying: "I love you, my Akito, and I can’t to meet Squalo-chan"

… I don’t know if I fucking feel more sorry for you or for me that has to hear him talk about you all day… Oh wait, I AM FUCKING MORE SCREWED UP!

[[ooc: I am running out of pet names XD]]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

What the HELL are you talking about?! You don't even know me! Stop seeing things where they don't exist!

And I don't think anyone can be more screwed up than you already are.

[[ooc: AHAH I can give you a list http://www.links2love.com/nicknames.htm OH BOY XD]]

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

My heart knows you and that’s all that matters. Plus we have plenty of time to know each other, my favorite Pinkie Pot Cheeks.

You were the one that fucking seduced him, you fucking shit!!

[[ooc: I love you so much right now, thanks *evil grin*]]

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

I DON'T want you to get to know me. At all! Never. EVER.

I DIDN'T SEDUCE HIM, ASSHOLE! We were talking about sharks that eat their own brothers; how does that work for seduction?!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I know… right now, I am not good enough… But I’ll try harder so that I can become a guy than can be useful to you, Mello-san… I’ll study a lot of what your friend say and will give my best to make you happy.

HE THINKS A FUCKING SHARK IS CUTE, DON’T YOU THINK IT WAS FUCKING PREDICTABLE IF YOU WENT ON THIS WAS GONNA BE THE FUCKING RESULT!!! I CAN’T FUCKING STAND HEARING “SWEET” FUCKING SOMETHING AGAIN!!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Don't listen to Matt, he is insane. I'm serious, Matt has no idea what he is talking about.

Useful? What can you do anyway? Aside calling me stupid names.


HOW SHOULD I KNOW HE WOULD FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO'D TELL HIM THAT SHARKS AREN'T CUTE? Fuck you, Agito.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I’ll do anything you ask me to, my tiger whiskers.

NO, FUCK YOU!

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

... Forget it. I don't care.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I’ll give my all to be useful when the time comes, Mello-san.