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[twofacedshark]

Oni-chan… I am pretty sure that you didn’t mention this when you explained the bird and the bee’s story…

I mean, okay, we are two in one… but this is not possible.

 

I am fucking telling you it’s not ours!!! Even if guys could get pregnant we don’t reproduce this way.

 

BUT WHEN I WOKE UP IT WAS HERE!!! UNDER ME!!!

 

Akito… GUYS DON’T LAY EGGS!!!!

 

But…

 

Well, anyway, we request that the father/mother/fucking whatever you might be, to come get this egg, or else I might start getting hungry…

 

Nooo!! Don’t cook him Agito!!