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[twofacedshark]

Oni-chan… I am pretty sure that you didn’t mention this when you explained the bird and the bee’s story…

I mean, okay, we are two in one… but this is not possible.

 

I am fucking telling you it’s not ours!!! Even if guys could get pregnant we don’t reproduce this way.

 

BUT WHEN I WOKE UP IT WAS HERE!!! UNDER ME!!!

 

Akito… GUYS DON’T LAY EGGS!!!!

 

But…

 

Well, anyway, we request that the father/mother/fucking whatever you might be, to come get this egg, or else I might start getting hungry…

 

Nooo!! Don’t cook him Agito!!

Comments

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

I can't believe you guys laid an egg!!! When it hatches, you have to cover the chicks up because they get cold easily. Can you fly?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

WE DIDN'T FUCKING LAY ANY EGG!!!IT JUST APPEARED ON OUR BED!!

Oh, thank you for your advice, we will be sure to follow.

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

If you didn't lay it, how did it get there?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

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I FUCKING DON'T KNOW ALRIGHT!! BUT DEFINITELY NOT FROM MY ASS!!!!

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Maybe it came out while you were sleeping.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

NONONONONONONONONOONONO!!!
FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hum... it cannot be, the egg is pretty big, I would have "felt" it... but still... is a mystery... I guess we will have to wait until it's hatched so that we know who did it...

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Wow, someone's mad! I'm really excited to see what comes out though! Will you post pictures?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

yeah, onichan sent us a camera for x-mas!
well, we kind of shouldn't had opened, but the business was so dead that I couldn't resist it...

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

The business? Oh yeah, you guys run a bar, right?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, but there hasn't been any request so it's been kind of deserted...

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Oh. Maybe you can come to our Christmas party!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Is that a request?? I mean you are hiring us??? That's so nice of you!

[king-rubber.livejournal.com]

Sure, we can't have a party without drinks!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

By the way, where should we go? what's your location?

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

...you laid an egg?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

We fucking did not! It just appeared in our bed while we were sleeping!!