Grand Opening

[twofacedshark]

WE FOUND A TRESURE!!! YAY, FINALLY LUCK IS SHINING ON US!!!

 

Akito!!! Don’t announce it!!!

 

But… we need to make publicity… I mean, this is our ticket to our new business…

 

I am not fucking gonna be apart of this!!!

 

Oh, come on… well, you can be the bodyguard or something…

 

How can I fucking be your bodyguard if your body is the same as mine!!!!

 

Well, precisely! When we are in trouble you protect yourself and our ship! Come on Agito, only you can do that between us…

 

… I cannot fucking say that the ship will be in one piece if we get into trouble… but the other part… you know I’ll… manage it.

 

Thanks Agito!

 

…

 

Well, anyway, we ended up falling asleep and when we woke up we had arrived to a new island. Since it’s been a while since we had touched ground, Agito went to a trip on his air gears, but I wanted to have some fresh air also so I asked him to let me guide us for a change also…

Well, we got into a small fight, and didn’t noticed we were going against a palm tree until it was too late.

Fortunately Agito looked up and manage to avoid the treasure box that fell after it.

I must say to anyone that wants to hide a treasure box, that a tree is a really bad place for it… you might kill someone!!! And…

 

Get to the fucking conclusion Akito!

 

Oh, right, well, anyway inside the box there was a big variety of alcoholic drinks, licors, beer… even stuff that I didn’t know that it existed. And on the side there was a big book called “A thousand ways of making pirates cocktails”.

So we remodeled our boat:

 

“WELCOME TO THE AKITO-AGITO SAILING BAR”

 

We are staying on this island to the opening for the first days, then we will be sailing randomly, or by order, at the sea. Want to have a party? Have a date and don’t want to take your special one to your ship because of the lack of privacy? Or you just want to have a drink and relax? This is the place to go!
We are right now at a Pirate Hat chapped Island...

AND NO FUCKING FREEBIES!!!!

 

Oh come on... what if Tohru-chan comes?

… Okay, She can have one!! BUT NO MORE FUCKING EXCEPTIONS!!!

 

But I wanted to give one to Zoro-san…

 

DO YOU WANT US TO FUCKING BANKRUP BEFORE WE EVEN STARTED?

 

No…but…

 

Then NO FREEBIES!

 

…

…

Zoro-san, I’ll save one drink for you when he doesn’t see…

Comments

[kissdepussy.livejournal.com]

You're cuckoo. Are you too far way from the docks?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

HOW ARE YOU FUCK...

Not far!! About 20 miles east, on a beach!

Agito! Don't be rude to our first costumer.

[shootingstripes.livejournal.com]

You have two personalities living in you? That's cool.

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

I'm so happy you found such a great find!

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

Agito and Akito aren't crazy.

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

Booze! You can't, by any chance, smell roasted fish, can you?

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

did you say booze?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Thanks! You are the first that says that to us.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Thanks tohru-chan, we have some limonate waiting for you if you want... on the house, just for you.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

nope, we don't... should we?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

That's right Zoro-san! We are testing some of the cocktail recepies! They are great! One of them even has your color.

In case you are fucking wondering... the drink is turning green.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

no shit, i figured thats what you meant

[illbillyou.livejournal.com]

I was kind of hoping you were on my island. I could really use some booze.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Really, cool! I always thought that for you to have grass on top of your head its interior would have to be soil!

Agito! Don’t be rude to him! Anyway… you have a drink waiting for you, Zoro-san.

I told you no fucking free drinks, Akito!!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

We work for order also, just tell us were you are and you will have the bar on your island.

Yeah, and you better drink AND PAY a lot!!

Agito, don’t scare the costumers!!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Thanks, tohru-chan.

[threeswordstyle.livejournal.com]

It isnt grass, dumbass!

it isnt poisoned, is it?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Maybe just some herbicide...

No, it's not! It's made by me Zoro-san! I'll not let Agito touch it.

[organlesschrome.livejournal.com]

You share... the same body?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah.. Probably weird, hum...

[organlesschrome.livejournal.com]

A little.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Well, that's life, I suppose. But I kind of like having him, Agito was created because I was having trouble dealing with my personal problems… Although he is quick to get angry, he is really reliable and I wouldn’t know what to do without him.
So I wouldn’t trade him for the world.
Do you have someone like that also? That helps you every time you have problems?

[organlesschrome.livejournal.com]

... Multi-personality disorder.

Who is who, then?

Mmm, yes.

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

Really? Just for me?

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

It's not polite of anyone to say that about anyone. Just because you both are different doesn't make you crazy.