Grand Opening

[twofacedshark]

WE FOUND A TRESURE!!! YAY, FINALLY LUCK IS SHINING ON US!!!

 

Akito!!! Don’t announce it!!!

 

But… we need to make publicity… I mean, this is our ticket to our new business…

 

I am not fucking gonna be apart of this!!!

 

Oh, come on… well, you can be the bodyguard or something…

 

How can I fucking be your bodyguard if your body is the same as mine!!!!

 

Well, precisely! When we are in trouble you protect yourself and our ship! Come on Agito, only you can do that between us…

 

… I cannot fucking say that the ship will be in one piece if we get into trouble… but the other part… you know I’ll… manage it.

 

Thanks Agito!

 

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Well, anyway, we ended up falling asleep and when we woke up we had arrived to a new island. Since it’s been a while since we had touched ground, Agito went to a trip on his air gears, but I wanted to have some fresh air also so I asked him to let me guide us for a change also…

Well, we got into a small fight, and didn’t noticed we were going against a palm tree until it was too late.

Fortunately Agito looked up and manage to avoid the treasure box that fell after it.

I must say to anyone that wants to hide a treasure box, that a tree is a really bad place for it… you might kill someone!!! And…

 

Get to the fucking conclusion Akito!

 

Oh, right, well, anyway inside the box there was a big variety of alcoholic drinks, licors, beer… even stuff that I didn’t know that it existed. And on the side there was a big book called “A thousand ways of making pirates cocktails”.

So we remodeled our boat:

 

“WELCOME TO THE AKITO-AGITO SAILING BAR”

 

We are staying on this island to the opening for the first days, then we will be sailing randomly, or by order, at the sea. Want to have a party? Have a date and don’t want to take your special one to your ship because of the lack of privacy? Or you just want to have a drink and relax? This is the place to go!
We are right now at a Pirate Hat chapped Island...

AND NO FUCKING FREEBIES!!!!

 

Oh come on... what if Tohru-chan comes?

… Okay, She can have one!! BUT NO MORE FUCKING EXCEPTIONS!!!

 

But I wanted to give one to Zoro-san…

 

DO YOU WANT US TO FUCKING BANKRUP BEFORE WE EVEN STARTED?

 

No…but…

 

Then NO FREEBIES!

 

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Zoro-san, I’ll save one drink for you when he doesn’t see…