Giant Crab exterminator needed

[twofacedshark]

Hello, is there any Giant Crab exterminator around here? We are kind of having some trouble with a plague. The island is on the middle of the ocean… somewhere… Agito,no, let me finish…

NO THANK YOU. We don’t need anyone! I can fucking handle it! Plus all crab soup tastes wonderful! Just leave the Fang King take care of the service.

We need! Please help us.

We fucking DON’T need anyone! So if you fucking excuse me the giant crab number 20 entered my territory.

Comments

[caffinatekillua]

I think I could watch you all day and only be mildly bored. You should set up a webcam so we can see you spazz visually. And fight the crabs.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yes, it would be a good way of remembering our vacations.

This isn’t a fucking vacations!! And if you are bored why don’t you come here and fight some crabs yourself!!

[caffinatekillua]

Are you talking to me or you?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

BOTH!

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

if the crabs eat you... can i have your skeleton?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

NO!

But we can save some of the crabs body if you want to.

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

.... no the crab bodies wouldn't be as much fun..

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

But they are great for surfing!

... Now I know why we smell so funny today...

[tooshiny.livejournal.com]

bodies make better companions..

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Your entry seems rather...contradictory, if I may say so.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, Agito doesn’t like to ask for help… But I feel our body getting tired, I wish we could leave this place.

For the last time, we don't need help, Akito! Arg, another one!!!

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

Ah, well, there's two of you! Pleasure to meet you both -Tamaki Suou, at your service. Are you in need of assistance, then?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yes mr. Tamaki, could you give us some help... or maybe some ride to somewhere that it's not here?

Akito, stop trusting everyone!!! He looks fucking suspicious to me!

[pirate-beau.livejournal.com]

I can assure you I am not suspicious at all! Trust me, I will help you to the best of my abilities. Do you know where you are?

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

You both.. seem to get into a lot of trouble. I hope you are doing okay!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, for some reason is one trouble after another. But we found some really pretty seashells when we came crossed the beach. Agito said for me to make a necklace to give you…Ouch, Agito stop hitting me.

You talk too fucking much! Shut the fuck up! I told you to not say anything!
...

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

Really? That was really sweet of him. You both are so very nice!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Agito! Are you blushing?!!!! OUch!!

Shut up, you aren't the one that's been fighting Giant crabs for a fucking hour!!! It's just hot here!!! Mind your fucking business Akito!

Ouch, okay... We... I mean, I am hoping to meet you someday. So when that day comes, we... I mean, I won't be meeting you empty handed.

[friendlypirate.livejournal.com]

I am very happy to become a friend to both of you. Your kindness makes me very happy.

[utskushiinanami.livejournal.com]

Your predicament sounds rather familiar.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Really? How so?

[scarlet-rails.livejournal.com]

...You called?

Though, I'll exterminate anything pesky really--like bad guys, thieves, gang members, mafia...you name it.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

ehehe....... Agito, you handle this.

No way! You called him, you deal with him!

But he is scary...

Tough luck.

Hum... Could you.. sir... distract the crabs while... we make a raft... please?

[scarlet-rails.livejournal.com]

I could do better than that--I can kill them for you easy~

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Cool! Do that while we run... I mean, finish the raft.