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[twofacedshark]

Fuck!!!

… Doctor/Captain… do you fucking have something for the fucking stomach that works on fucking sharks? A tranquilizer would be fucking great also right now! 
Fucking advice to the crew: don't come to the fucking deck unless you want to be fucking bitten by a shark in pain…

…

Hey, Killua, why don’t you fucking try coming to the fucking deck? The view is fucking great!!

 

 

No!! Killua-san, don’t come!!

!!! WHERE IS KAI-CHAN???

 

 

FUCKING BIRD!!! STOP FUCKING PLAYING IN SQUALO’S MOUTH!!!!

Fuck!!! FUCK!!!

edit by Akito:

Squalo-chan seems to have calmed down, so we placed on water again, we are on the mini sub next to the ship taking care of him if anyone needs us.

Comments

[doubleppk]

... Akito...

Are you okay? Relatively?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Oh!! You saw?!
I mean, it’s looks more than it really is! Don’t worry about it! We will get our wounds treated once Squalo-chan calms down… It’s just scratches! Honest!

[doubleppk]

... I was just getting ready to leave so yeah...

You're worrying me kiddo. Who's the bird Agito was referring to? You or Chuck or someone else?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Oh, it’s Kai-chan, our other pet.
I'll send you a picture.
…
You… are… leaving…


[[ooc: assume that he sent you this: http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c316/inuwolfram/hikangbird.png]]

[ooc: I feel so guilty!]

[doubleppk]

Awww it's so cute! How many pets do you have?

Don't worry, I'll be back soon. It's just for a couple of days again. I said I'd help Ace learn to dance and I need to give something to Lucci and Kaku.

And Jyabura's coming too. Just for a couple days. We'll be back after Garp's party. And I'll still be online.

[usedorgans.livejournal.com]

I have tranquilizers! I'm not sure if they're supposed to be used on animals, but I'll give it a shot!

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

!!! No!!!
We will fucking hold him until he fucking get’s better!! I won’t fucking take the risk!

[usedorgans.livejournal.com]

If anything my tranquilizers would be less effective, not hurt him.

Are you sure you don't need my help? I can at least help hold him down.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

…
I… Are you a fucking idiot!!! It’s fucking dangerous!
… Are you fucking sure that the tranquilizer won’t fucking hurt him?

[usedorgans.livejournal.com]

The worst thing that happen is me just needing more stitches. Which isn't a big deal considering I can just do them myself.

It shouldn't. I would think more likely it would have no effect... and I'd need to find a needle that'll go through it's skin. Shark skin is tougher than human.

[caffinatekillua]

Maybe it's just pissed off you've got it on deck instead of in the water.

Do you really think a shark is going to eat me, Agito? Really?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

You idiot!! I put him on the fucking deck because he was hitting the sub!! He isn’t on his normal fucking state and was hurting himself!!
... Probably not, but I would fucking love that to happen.

[caffinatekillua]

You do realize sharks can't breath above water...right?

I bet you would. Sorry to disappoint you.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

I fucking know, we used the water hose to bomb his gills so that he could breath! He was getting seriously hurt going against the metallic walls of the sub, and attacked us when we fucking went to the water, what the fuck was I suppose to do??? I couldn’t do anything in the water so I brought him to the deck so that I could at least fucking hold him!

[doubleppk]

You might want to have Fran check him out. More than just the obvious I mean. If this thing affecting Lambo and Ipin IS a virus, it might affect sharks too. You never know.

[caffinatekillua]

I'm sure he loves that. Maybe he's suicidal.

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

How the fuck does a shark get sick?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

How should I fucking know? It's the first time it fucking happens.
Why? Are you worried "Onichan"?

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

Don't flatter yourself, dumbass. I was just wondering what kind of idiot it takes to get a shark sick.

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Well, you never know, it would be fucking incredible if you actually developed brotherly instincts.
And sharks might be the fucking emperors of the ocean, but they are fucking mortal also. The fucking important is for him to fucking recover.

[greatwhtesqualo.livejournal.com]

The only instinct I ever develop around you is the one telling me to fucking kill you.

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

So you have Kai back?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

Yeah, she fucking returned flying the other day…
…
How are you fucking doing on the new ship?

[chocogun.livejournal.com]

Hm.

Good, I guess. I'm back at being a guy again. And you?

[twofacedshark.livejournal.com]

…
Having fucking troubles with Akito’s friendships as usual…
Did Matt already finished the fucking game he was playing the other day?