The egg hatched!!!

GAHHHH!!! TAKE THAT FUCKING MONSTER OUT OF MY SIGHT!!!

 

But… it’s kind of cute… can’t we keep it?

 

NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! IT’S GIVING ME THE CREEPS!!!

 

Agito… you are hurting… his feelings…

 

… How can you like that fucking monster!!!

 

Well… anyway:

The egg hatched…and positively made us certain that it wasn’t ours…

So we would like to request guidance from the parents of this cute little fellow, we never took care of babies before… so we really don’t know what to do. And we would like to return him to the parents.

Here’s the picture of the baby:

And I think it’s a boy… although it’s kind of difficult to… well, you know…

 

This is gotta be a fucking nightmare…